ladybattousai: I had a wolf spider (think mini tarantula) in my pajamas, between my breasts. I can relate to Miss Kagura's field rat dance...
That's funny you don't eat avocados, but you make killer guacamole!
Nobody: You weren't driving then? Your adventures behind the wheel crack me up!
I once got an "award" for reclaiming 8 million dollars in 4 months in unpaid returns. I was basically the bill collector, though it was
not my job. No money came with this "award", just a piece of paper. Then they wanted to send to their other facilities so I could straighten them out. I said I'd go, but for 10% of anything I collected. (At the time, the going rate was 20%.) They declined my offer.
Why is this the best? The look on their faces when I made my offer was priceless. They could not force me to go, as I was union at the time. It still tickles me... I still have the "award".
Worst type of first date. (movies, clubbing, dinner, etc...)