I do not feel like being alone right now. Keep me company?

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way"

Some thing that he would not say oor more sing but a song that gose with him!

This Sesshomaru came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of bubble gum.

No, really... It's the Botox.

"Can I get fries with that shake?"

"I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm so pretty and gay!"

"Like, oh. my. God."

"Marry me?"

"Does this armor make me look fat?"

"Let's play guitar Hero!!!"

"I'd tap that."

"Badap badap ba ba, I'm loving it."

"Bumchika wah wah!"

"Please bear my children."

"Can I take your order?"

"It's a small world after all!!"

"I love you, you love me, we're the bestest as can be..."

~As a Sargent of a Demon army~: kicks down the door at 4am, flicks on the lights yelling "Alright! Time to exercise the demons!!!!"

"Your mom _____"

"1-800-95Jenny"

"Wassaaaaaaaaap?"

~Walks out from an outcropping of trees with a sigh of relief. Jaken stares and Sesshomaru catches his gaze and shrugs. "Wedgie."

"I must consult with the monk about this gift of his" while watching Miroku flirt with women.

"Leroy Jeeeeeeenkiiiiiins!"

"I got a bad case of the Mondays."

"Do you have anything that looks less like I'm getting ready to go to a gay rave?"

"Yes my mother DID knit it for me, thankyouverymuch!"

"Cujo? Scary? I'll show you scary..."

Do you have dog demon in you.......................would you like some?

How about...

"Hey Kagome should we shag now or shag later"

"I'm the Lorax and I speak for the trees"

"I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am"

"I'm Lord of the Dance"

"You know Inuyasha you should really consider wearing a thong it would eliminate those unsightly pantylines"

"Hey Kagome...you know what they say about Dog Demons with big tails..."

"Yasha and Kouga sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays"

"I'm thinking I might take that new chick. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh... Oh... Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!'"

Okay sorry, it's my favorite movie! If you can guess I'll give you a virtual cookie!

*Sesshoumaru looks at Kagome and rolls his eyes* "OMG did you SEE the shoes she was wearing? They are like, so last season. Some people just have NO sense of fashion!"

*Valley Girl voice* "I'm so hot."

*Squee*(need I say more?)

"Ugh, if you think I'm going to wear that then you MUST be delusional. I mean, it doesn't even match my eyeshadow!"

*To Inuyasha* "Oh don't worry the whole cutting off my arm thing. I mean, we're brothers and I could never hold a grudge against family!"

"Help me Inuyasha you're my only hope" *Sess bends down and places a disk in Jaken's mouth*

"I'm cornholeeo and I need TV for my bunghole"

"I'm am a representative of the lollipop guild"

"I'm a cop and you will respect my authoritah"

"I have candy...get in the van"

*in deadpan voice* "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, may I take your order?"

"No, really, tell me about your period. It doesn't bother me at all."

"I love the 'It's a Small World' ride. Can we go again?"

"Shut up Jaken! I'll go take care of Inuyasha when we finish Kara! I respec'd heals just for this run, it's a waste of gold if I leave now..."

"Lets play bingo!!"

"Under my umbrella-ella-ella, ay, ay, ay!"

Does my mokomoko make me look fat? It's just so..fluffy!

Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

"Um, Waiter, my steak is undercooked."

"What was Tony thinking dating Jessica??"

"Did you SEE who he took to Prom? Total skank, I bet he wishes he'd asked me now!" (This was something my best guy friend said after he found out the love of his life was straight and took a girl to our senior prom)

Do these horizonal stripes make me look fat?

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.

Why don't you love me!!??

No more WIRE HANGERS!!

Why can't we all just get along?

*Serenading to Kagome outside her window*

I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day, When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. I guess you say, what can make feel this way (off key)!! My girl (Inuyasha), My girl (Kouga), Talking about my girl, shoo dupe (all together)!!

I'm blue, dopple dee dopple die!!

This is hilarious! Y'all are awesome!

*to Inuyasha*
"I'll Make Love to You
Like You Want Me To
And I'll Hold You Tight
Baby, all through the night!"
- Boys II Men (I'll Make Love to You)

*writing in "manjournal"*
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a week

*snap* "Oh no you didn't!"

*glare* "Tu madre. Ooohh.. you just got dissed in spanish!"

"Is butter a carb?"

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Kagome: "What are you supposed to be?"
Sess: "I'm a cat, duh!"
(got from Mean Girls)
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*throws Eclipse against the wall as Kagome enters*
Kagome: What's wrong with you?
Sess: *whining* DAMN BELLA! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO PICK EDWARD!!!!

Sess: "Hey, Kagome? I'm your sugar to your cupcake."
Kag: "Why sugar?"
Sess: "It's always inside the cupcake." *winks*

"JAKEN!!! GIVE ME MY BUBBLE BATH NOW!"

"Come on, Rin! High School Musical is only in theatres for 3 more days!"

I like big butts and I cannot lie,
you otha brotha's can't deny
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face, you get
SPRUNG!

*crying* "I just can't take it anymore Jaken! I have so much to do and nobody cares! They all think I'm this big emotionless youkai, nobody even TRIES to know the real me. It's just not fair!"

It's good to be a taiyoukai. (Think History of the World)


I forgive you.


Yo! Where my dogs at?!


At Home Depot: I would like to get this color for my family room (points at cheek) and this color would be the accent trim (points at eyeshadow).


Fo Sho!

Singing "you can leave your hat on" while doing a stiptease for... Naraku?

Or

*Buuurp* Sooorry...