From the great and amazing
authoresses that brought the Dokuga
community more insanity and hilarity than
most could handle,

I would like to recommend to our
oh so lovely readers
The Fangirl Retrieval

Written by the lovely and talented
Nobody and Possessed.

I second the recommendation

Lol I third it!!!

I... fourth it? lol

hilarious!

*blush* uh..., thanks...

Yes now, we fangirls want...no demand more chapters!

indeed
*Sharpens her katana with a wicked grin*

*glowers at Hikari's katana and sharpens her own to further sharpness* I concur. *evil glint in her eyes* I demand to read more!! *Evil cackle* -Akumi

*slowly backs away* No wait a minute people. There's no reason to turn to violence. *Tunrs and runs*

*grins and slowly stalks after nobody like all the true villans in movies do* When is there NOT a need for violance?! *Evil cackles* *coughs* o.o

Peeps, lets all be reasonable... one cannot simply order up a crackfic like a plate of french fries...

Quick Nobody! To the trunk! Save Possey!

*grins, sitting in the trunk, her sword handy* Yes you can....it may take a while to get there...but they can still be ordered!!!

Uh oh possessed she has our Opossum! "WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!" Runs for the truck with sword in hand. "BEEEEEER"

*Holds the katana to the opossum's throat with a deadly glare* Don't you go bringing your beer here without the pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys better watch it or they will turn this into the next chapter

*twitches and pets the opossum quickly like Dr.Evil.* It will cost one MILLION dollars! *Pinky to mouth and eye brows raise as she siddenly loses all her hair* O.O

you should be very careful... it is not a tame opossum... It has been known to repeatedly throw people off chat for angering it.

Opo, ATTACK!

Hurry give it a sacrificial sheep and a beer!

Sacrificial sheep and beer didn't work today. We had to move on to A rotten egg from a virgin chicken!


Lol, You guys are slowly starting something...

something wicked this way comes...

*jumps out of a conveniently placed shrubbery in the middle of the (concrete) road with her (very very) sharp katana in one hand and a guinness in the other*

paws up evil Possum! or I'll kill this holy guinness in front of your very eyes without even drinking it!!

-shudders- (I hope the possum won't know I'm incapable of hurting an innocent guinness)

Possessed wrote



Peeps, lets all be reasonable... one cannot simply order up a crackfic like a plate of french fries...



I really hate to do this, but Naqaashi and I asked for a crackfic and we got it. I belive it had something to do with Sesshoumaru as a giglo.

True, but that was only because my brain decided to override my good sense. There is no guarantee it will happen again. My brain is very unstable... ya know!

*laughs evily* You all will never be able to make me surrender!!!!!! *Dives onto the top of a random van, the opossum in her arms.*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *lightning strikes the hood of the car, lighting it up, but somehow not hurting the opossum or me*

The opposum loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Swings around her katana, the now falling rain making her grip slippy. It flys out of her hand and slams into Sesshoumaru's door, which was extremely close to where we all are*

>.> Crap...RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forget your meds Akumi-chan?