Now that I have your attention... This challenge came together in chat between Waffler, Stella, and myself. How hard would it be to write a smut scene with words not commonly associated with smut? Using words from a list we created, the challenge is to create smut with as many words off the list as you can. 
This is an MA Challenge, so no YIMs!!!
There is no word count limit!
Post your links in this forum, should you decide to participate.[/cor=#80F[/center]FFF]
You will receive a corresponding token, for each word you use! 
Please post your link, remember to say it is MA, so I can see how many words you haved used and make the correct amount of tokens.
Now, for the list:
Repulsion 
Minuscule 
Unflattering 
Bloated 
Turgid 
Queasy
Shrimp 
Malfunction 
Crippled 
Conk 
Premature 
Unresponsive 
Wretch 
Bombastic 
Sterile 
Clammy
Have fun!  