Glitchedxx

Hie!

My name is Dani, but I also go by Smog or Waffles. Call me anything you like. =D

I guess I should tell you about myself, huh?

I'm cynical. I'm sarcastic, I'm a pessimist. I'm also a half-robot-machine elf out to brutally murder you and eat your socks, but you don't need to know that.

It's probably wise to stay away from me, lest you be dragged into an overwhelming black abyss that is called my personality, or have your eyeballs sucked out, fried, chewed and then spat out again. Trust me, I've seen it happen. Very scary. -nodnod-

I'm A.D.H.D. happy, and O.C.D. is my wife!

I'm Canadian, quite abnormally insane, and partially colourblind. I'm also obsessed with dead people, distortions etc... and the numbers of pi, but you'd never guess. I despise most movies, TV and alarm clocks.

I love music.

Most of my at-home life is spent on the computer, typing away at stories or reading, and since I don't have a social life, I might as well be attached to my computer: if I could give up sleep for it, I most certainly would.

I love brustlesprouts, and I have an insane obsession-need thing to brush my teeth a lot.

I'm a very descriptive writer. And when I say 'very', I mean VERY.

I like to dribble in both fanfiction and original, although, the weight definitely tips to originals. Inuyasha fanfictions are the only ones I have ever attempted, but there have been others - half finished things. 'Eh.

If being clumsy was a sport, I would most definitely be a professional. D=

I like grapes.