One fine day in the middle of the night, 
Two dead boys got up to fight,  
Back to back they faced each other, 
Drew their swords and shot each other, 

One was blind and the other couldn't, see 
So they chose a dummy for a referee. 
A blind man went to see fair play, 
A dumb man went to shout 'hooray! ' 

A paralysed donkey passing by, 
Kicked the blind man in the eye, 
Knocked him through a nine inch wall, 
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, 

A deaf policeman heard the noise, 
And came to arrest the two dead boys, 
If you don't believe this story’s true, 
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

by Melvin Hergenroter

 Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice

and what i've tasted of desire i hold with thoes who favour fire

but if i hade to die twiceI think I know enough of hate

that ice is also great and would suffice  <3 -Robert frost I believe

Hello my duckies! how are you this fine and crazy night? good I hope.

 My name is samantha and its a pleasure to meet you, though i guess its more a pleasure to read your aquantance  then anything else. I will be straight forward that I am horrible at spelling but I try to correct what I can and blame the 1 and 2nd year teachers for the rest because  it is them that created the horribleness that is my laungage skills :P

  I am 19 years of age and im a Canadian eh?!  ahah just kidding I only say eh is a bout out super excitedness, usual it fallows a exclamation of "F*ckin.  so it would be F*ckin EH! its nice to meet you you hopeless sesshy fans you ;]

I have been a faithfull follower for  close to 8 or nine years, i have lost count honestly. I used to be known as sin-spider on a single spark, ( hectate rest its harddrive)  but fer some reason  non of my old stories are still on.  I love to read, and I read EVERYTHING, i actually almost faild english class because i would read books from home instead of the ones in the class and wouldnt pay attention, weird right? II KNOW!! never would of figured you get in trouble for reading in english hmm..

 anywho I like to meet people  and  I am always open to discusing we'll anything really,  so  just give me a shout , that is if you are not put off by the awesomness that is moi  haha jk :) also enjoy the fantasies  some of these wonderfull authers bring to life <3